sábado, agosto 18, 2007

Los dorados tiempos de la radio!

IMAGINATE EN LOS AÑOS CINCUENTA, CUANDO LA TELEVISION ESTABA EN PAÑALES, Y LOS DIAS SOLO ERAN ACOMPAÑADOS POR EL FABULOSO APARATO DE RADIO. Y POR SUPUESTO UNA MENTE LIMPIA Y PURA : MENTE LIMPIA Y PURA......PARA ESCUCHAR ESTOS COMERCIALES..

**CABALLERO HAGASELA SUAVE Y PLACENTERAMENTE ...
Su afeitada le proporcionara un suave placer con la crema de afeitar MENNEN.

**SENORITA: SI SU MAMA SE METE EL DEDO, Y SU HERMANA TAMBIEN...
...no haga usted lo mismo, USE PALILLOS para dientes EL PINGUINO.

**CABALLERO: Sabe por que a su novia le gusta tocárselo?
Porque ella sabe que ese disco suena bien en su nuevo EQUIPO PHILCO.

**SEÑORITA: No deje que le metan ESSO!
cuando mande a lubricar su vehículo.... exija TEXACO.

**SEÑORA: Lo que usted siempre quería.. Ahora le caben hasta los Huevos !
Si, hasta los huevos le caben en su nuevo refrigerador GENERAL ELECTRIC.

**SEÑORITA: SI SU NOVIO LLEGA BORRACHO Y SE LO PIDE, DESELO...
Si, Dele ese par de ALKA SELTZER que tanto necesita y adiós a esa borrachera

** SENORA: NO LE ENTRA BIEN? LE MALTRATA LA PUNTA ? LE DUELE MUCHO ATRAS? SIENTE DESMAYARSE?
Es porque sus zapatos le quedan chicos, llévelos a la Zapateria LA ITALIANA y se los pondran a su medida.

**CABALLERO: TIENE PROBLEMAS PORQUE SE LE PARA CONSTANTEMENTE ?
Algo anda mal en su reloj, llévelo a la Relojería La SUIZA y se lo dejaran como nuevo.

**SEÑORITA: MUCHO CUIDADO !! NO DEJE QUE SE LO DEN NI VIEJO NI FRIO...
Exija que le den del nuevo y calientito PAN de la panadería SANTA MONICA.

**CABALLERO: siente que se le ha Achicado o Encogido?
Usted sufrirá esto si sus camisas no son confeccionadas con telas del TIJERAZO.

**SEÑORA: Le gusta que su marido lo tenga DURO o BLANDO?
No lo piense mas, mándele a planchar el cuello de sus camisas con Almidón El Rey.

**CABALLERO: LE DUELE LA CABEZA AL METERLO?...
Claro, esto le pasa por no usar sombreros EL Emperador

*SEÑORA: Acabe en 1 HORA!
Si, acabe en 1 HORA de hacer esa torta con la Nueva Super Batidora OSTER.

**SI A USTED LE GUSTA TENERLAS SIEMPRE ARRIBA Y QUE NO SE LE CAIGAN CON EL TIEMPO.
Use Ligueros LEONISA y sus Medias lucirán siempre bien

**CABALLERO: SI SE LE PARA DE REPENTE Y SE LE DERRAMA EL LIQUIDO .
Esto es señal de que su carro necesita bujías CHAMPION

Se lo metieron DURO y no se dio cuenta ???
No se descuide, cuando pida queso, pida EL PAISA

SI USTEDES CONOCEN ALGUIEN DE MENTE LIMPIA Y PURA, FAVOR DE ENVIARSELO, SINO, HAGAN COMO YO Y MANDENSELO A TODOS SUS AMIGOS.

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